Don’t worry, avid readers (and by “avid,” I mean “five”), I didn’t go anywhere. Between final exams, moving out of the fraternity house starting work, finding – well, almost finding an internship, and getting healthy, I haven’t had the time to post on here for almost two weeks. Be patient, though. I’ll be back and better than ever with witty comments, intriguing insights, and the all around shenanigans I’ve come to conduct around the site. Just give me a few days to be lazy and undo the work-out progress I’ve made with late-night snacks, and I’ll be posting before you know it.